Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Celebrating an Extraordinary Season at the Plate


 This season was defined by an explosive offense and contributions throughout the lineup, with every player finding a way to make an impact. Leading the charge was Bob, who put together one of the most dominant offensive seasons on the team. Bob led the club with an astounding 83 RBI, while batting .720 and launching 10 home runs, proving to be the team's premier run producer. Close behind was Joey, whose combination of power and consistency made him one of the league's most dangerous hitters. Joey collected 12 home runs, scored 76 runs, and posted an impressive 1.713 OPS.

Tony delivered elite production in just 28 games, batting .686 with 12 home runs and a stellar 1.804 OPS. His ability to drive the ball consistently helped generate 57 RBI. Meanwhile, Duran turned in perhaps the most complete offensive season on the roster. He led the team with a remarkable 15 HR's, 15 triples, scored 73 runs, drove in 72 RBI, and posted the highest OPS on the team at 1.972, showcasing a rare blend of speed and power.

Jeff was one of the toughest outs in the lineup, hitting an incredible .655 while crossing the plate 29 times in only 25 games. Rene supplied timely power, belting 9 home runs and driving in 22 runs while recording a strong 1.594 OPS in only 20 games. Sam added depth and versatility, batting .613 with 7 home runs, 38 runs scored, consistently putting pressure on opposing defenses.

Lance proved to be one of the steadiest hitters on the roster, batting .600 while collecting 56 singles, and driving in 36 runs. Mills contributed across the board, combining power and extra-base hitting with 13 HR's, 10 doubles, 63 runs scored, and 49 RBI. His power numbers ranked among the team's best all season.

Setting the table for the offense was Greg, who scored 17 runs, and drove in 28 runs, showing his willingness to battle in every at-bat. Brad supplied consistent production with 56 singles, 37 RBI, and 32 runs scored, providing an important presence throughout the lineup. Shawn contributed speed and contact hitting, batting .478, scoring 20 runs, and collecting 19 RBI. Brian added reliability and consistency, recording 58 singles, one of the highest totals on the team, while driving in 35 runs.

In limited action, Ken (Who?) made the most of his opportunities, batting .429 over two games. Alex rounded out the offense with a solid .426 average, contributing 17 runs scored, 9 RBI, and showing interesting aggressiveness on the bases.

Collectively, the team produced a staggering 592 runs, 62 home runs, and an exceptional 1.431 OPS, making this one of the most potent and balanced offensive lineups imaginable. Every player played a role in a season defined by power, consistency, and relentless run production. 

Storm Rallies Early, Pulls Away Late for 16-9 Victory

Storm and Inglorious Batters both scuttled out of the gate, unable to get a run in the first inning. Inglorious Batters got a runner on, but a doubleplay quickly ended any threat. Storm’s top of the order went down quickly on three fly balls. This was more painful when Tony lead off the second with a massive home run. Storm would add three more and led 4-3 after two. 


Rene shut down the Inglorious Batters in the third and Storm was able to add two more extending the lead to 6-3. Joey decided he would hop to the mound in the fourth. The Batters were no longer Inglorious as they smacked the ball all over the field. They scored 5 and took an 8-6 lead. Bob drove in a pair with a hard hit double, and Tony got a sacrifice fly to add three more as Storm retook the lead. 


After Storm retook the lead, Rene retook the mound. He started to have a little trouble with accuracy (and with fear of a ball being smacked back at him), but Storm was able to minimize the damage and The Batters only got one to tie the game. In the 5th and 6th Storm started to find some consistency at the plate and were able to drive in 7 runs.  Rene shut the door in the 6th, and Jeff came in for the save (apparently it’s a 20 run save rule in slo-pitch). Jeff should have had a three up three down inning, but dropped the ball (literally) covering first on a soft toss from Brian. The regular season ended as Jeff was able to strike out the last batter. 


Storm now prepares to defend it’s title. Can they threepeat, or will Triple Play keep their incredible season rolling into the playoffs. Will the Falcons soar? Will Broadway sing? Will Coulas crush? Will Surge surge? Will Hanet get hot? Will the Inglorious Batters become glorious? Will the Isotopes get some positive energy? Will the Crew brew up some trouble? Will the Expos expose the flaws in their opponents? Will Greenthumb… plant some seeds of offense? Nobody knows what will happen in a weekend tournament. You’ll have to be there to find out.


Top 5 Offensive Performers

Tony - Tony powered the offense with a monster game at the plate, going 2-for-3 with two home runs, scoring three times, and driving in four runs. His combination of power and run production made him the clear offensive catalyst.

Sam - Sam was a hitting machine, collecting three hits in four at-bats while scoring twice and driving in three runs. He consistently put pressure on the defense and reached base every time he stepped to the plate.

Joey - Joey delivered timely extra-base power, going 2-for-4 with a triple, scoring a run, and knocking in two more. His 0.750 average and ability to drive the ball helped spark multiple scoring opportunities.

Bob - Bob provided production near the top of the lineup, finishing 2-for-4 with a double, two runs scored, and two RBIs. His extra-base hit and run-scoring ability kept rallies alive throughout the game.

Mills - Stephen quietly put together a strong offensive performance, going 2-for-4 and scoring twice. His consistent contact and ability to get on base helped set the table for the heart of the order.

 Line Score

                                1 2 3 4 5 6 7    R
Inglorious Batters  0 3 0 5 1 0 0     9
Storm                      0 4 2 5 3 2 X    16

Scoring Summary
  • 2nd: Storm answered Inglorious Batters' 3-run inning with 4 runs to take the lead.
  • 3rd: Storm added 2 more runs to extend the advantage to 6-3.
  • 4th: Both teams erupted for 5 runs, keeping Storm ahead 11-8.
  • 5th: Storm outscored Inglorious Batters 3-1 to build a 14-9 lead.
  • 6th: Storm put the game away with 2 insurance runs.
  • Final: Storm 16, Inglorious Batters 9

Monday, September 14, 2026

Perfect at the Plate: Sam and Duran Power Storm Offense

The Espos started strong with three runs in the top of the 1st inning. It could have been worse, but Storm was able to turn a double play to get out of the inning without  too much damage. Storm then exploded on offense, putting up a max 6 sending 10 batters to the plate.


The Expos chipped away at the lead with one more in the second, but Storm would extend the lead with four more in the bottom half of the inning powered by a massive home run by Duran that was nearly killed by the wind but scraped over the fence. Good job because Duran was doing his best Vladdy impersonation. Not running thinking he had gotten all of it. 


The Expos managed one more in the top of the 3rd, but Storm kept adding insurance runs getting three more runs, two of which came off an opposite field home run by Sam. Speaking of insurance and opposite field hits, Joey may be getting contacted for an insurance claim as an opposite field foul ball off his bat made a resounding crash off a car in the parking lot, followed by alarms and sirens and various sundry other noises. 


The Expos would not be able to manage another run through the final four innings. Storm added some more and won 17-5.

Top Offensive Performers

  • Sam  — Led the team with 4 RBIs while going a perfect 2-for-2 at the plate. He unlocked a massive 3.000 OPS by crushing a home run and a double.
  • Duran — Scored a team-high 4 runs and drove in 3 RBIs. He posted a flawless 1.000 batting average (3-for-3), highlighted by a home run to finish with a 2.750 OPS.
  • Tony — Set a perfect baseline for the offense by going 3-for-3 with a double, crossing the plate for 2 runs and driving in 1 RBI to finish with a 2.250 OPS.
  • Lance — Kept the offense moving efficiently by going 2-for-3 with a double, generating 3 runs scored and 2 RBIs (1.750 OPS).
  • Brad  — Delivered a highly productive 3-for-4 game at the plate, driving in 2 RBIs and scoring 1 run (1.500 OPS).

  • Line Score


        1234567    R
    Expos    3110000    5
    Storm    643114X   19

    Storm Tracker: Six-Run Explosions in 3rd and 4th Innings Blow Out Broadway 16-5

    Storm played a solid game on both sides of the ball against Broadway. The bats were singing and the defenders danced confidently around the field making for a victory that was never really in doubt.


    The game started a little slowly. Rene held Broadway to only 1 run in the first two innings, and Storm managed only 2 in the first before dropping a goose egg in the second after three consecutive fielder’s choices stalled the inning. It is questionable why Sam did not attempt to score from third on either of the first two fielder’s choices, but he didn’t and Storm squandered a pair of hits to start the inning.


    Jeff came in in the third and fourth and turned Broadway into James Bond. They were a 00 for the two innings. These innings are where Storm took control of the game. They put up max 6s in each inning powered predominantly by a bunch of singles. 


    Storm took such a big control of the game that Joey decided he wanted to pitch. He pitched fine, but a miscue by his replacement shortstop (who got chirped by his daughter from the bench) opened the door for Broadway to put up a 4 spot and get sort of kind of maybe back in the game. 


    But Rene would return to the mound and shit down Broadway through the final frames and Storm added a couple of insurance runs to win 16-5.


    Top Offensive Performers

    1. Tony (OPS: 2.250)
    • The Standout: He was perfect at the plate, going 3-for-3 with 1 double and 3 runs scored. Because he reached base every single time without a walk, he recorded a perfect 1.000 AVG and 1.000 OBP.
    2. Joey (OPS: 1.750)
    • The Run Producer: He was the team's primary run producer for the game, driving in a team-high 4 RBIs. He went 3-for-3 at the plate, scored 2 runs, and executed 1 sacrifice fly.
    3. Bob (OPS: 1.750)
    • The Extra-Base Threat: He had an highly efficient game, going 2-for-3 with 1 double, 3 RBIs, and 2 runs scored, making him tied for the second-highest OPS on the team.
    4. Brad (OPS: 1.500)
    • The Base Hit Machine: He delivered excellent contact consistency, going 3-for-4 with 3 singles and driving in 2 RBIs.
    5. Rene (OPS: 1.417)
    • The On-Base Catalyst: He showed great discipline by drawing the team's only walk (BB), finishing the day 2-for-3 with 3 runs scored and 1 RBI while posting a strong 0.750 OBP.

     

    Line Score

                                       1 2 3 4 5 6 7       R

    Broadway      1 0 0 0 4 0 0       5 

    Storm            2 0 6 6 0 2 X      16

    Wednesday, September 9, 2026

    From Slump to Surge: Storm Shakes Off Two-Week Rust Just in Time for Final-Inning Fireworks

     Storm struggled early at the plate. And when we say early, we mean for the first six innings. In six innings Storm only went through the batting order twice and scored only two runs which both came off an unlikely two run homer from Jeff. Surge’s pitching and defense was spectacular through six and Storm was in trouble.

    Thankfully, Storm also had great pitching and defense. Brad was doing his best Brooks Robinson impression at third base making a couple of really nice plays, including a third to first double play, and the outfield was a Bermuda triangle where most balls went to die. Rene was solid as the opener allowing four runs (but it should have been just one), and Jeff came in an only allowed two runs from the 3rd to the 6th innings. One defensive miscue while Rene was pitching, and one bad pitch from Jeff meant Storm was trailing 6-2 going into the 7th.


    Storm finally had a power surge in the 7th. Whether it was shaking off the dust that had accumulated on their bats over a two week weather induced break, or they finally figured Mike out, but Storm stormed back sending 15 runners to the plate and scoring 9 runs off helped out by Duran’s two run homer.


    It wasn’t quite over yet. Surge had a chance for a bottom of the 7th rally. They got two runners on and it looked like they were about to mount a comeback, but Storm slammed the door shut and managed to hold on to the 11-6 win. At the handshake the umpire congratulated them for their good inning.


    Statisticians studied the standings after the game, and it is believed that Storm has now clinched 2nd place with 27 wins, although Storm would like to win out and get to 30. The Falcons have noted that Surge seems to be better than their record, and this game would tend to prove the point. As the standings currently sit, Storm and Surge would be set up for a rematch in the playoffs. Although there is room for change in the bottom of the standings, there is starting to be some separation and things are getting clearer. Four days of games remain and many meaningful games will be played for a lot of teams.


    Game Highlights
    • Offensive Power: Jeff and Duran each had a 2 run, home run,.
    • Defensive Spotlight: Brad made 3 great plays at 3B including a double play
    • On-Base Machine: Mills set the table perfectly at the top of the lineup, reaching base 3 times (2 hits, 1 walk) for a .750 OBP.
    • Team Effort: The team wasn't firing on all pistons and combined for a .462 batting average with only 18 total hits (13 singles, 3 doubles, 2 home runs).
    Game Line Score

        1234567    R
    Storm    0200009    11
    Sunbelt Surge    4000200     6