Storm downs the A's

Good afternoon you fans of large yellow balls!

Intrepid sposrt reporter Scoops Jockovitch here actually creating this recap of your Stormies out of his very own noodle!

Aloiscious Ionstasfuckus is recieving what they’re calling a “ meta- date purge” which sounds like what happens to me after too much Mexican food.

Onto last nights battle between those favourite lads in orange who faced off against what has got to be the most Canadian team in the WMSPL the Eh’s!

For you new readers this is not the Eh’s of yesteryear. This is a team rebuilding. And based upon the left side of their infield it is a solid foundation from which to build!

The Daniels were the home team last night giving the Hosers first swings, and even though the moon was in its 7th phase and refracted light of Mars in retrograde which seemed to cause the Storm outfield some optical challenges, Bob and Dougs team was held off the sheet.

( As an brief aside The Eh’s in 6 of the 7 innings had nothing but Canada Goose eggs)

The Orangemen plated the max 6 in the first with only 9 batters to the plate.

Captain Underpants pitched a gem throughout the game.

Bottom of 2 saw the Pylons bank another have dozen with The Big D and Stitch going back to back with jacks

The 3rd inning provided some historical entertainment. As mentioned above with the Moon reflecting etc etc. the GregRoll returned but not in its usual way.

GregRoll - def’n - tasty sushi treat OR when the left fielder of the Storm catches the ball dramatically and then drops to the ground and rolls forward.

The only difference this time was that the ball moused out of the glove thereby creating a ball-less GregRoll.

However, the Great White Northers could not capitalize.

Bottom 3 the Storm were kept off the board them selves but were still leading a 12-0

Bottom 4 saw the lesser known boyband trio JDC score 2 for the home team.

The 5th inning saw the Arctic Glacier of scoreless innings crack open and reveal a frozen fiver to get on the board.

The Storm matched that fin with the lowlite being the Beam forgetting how many outs there were and getting the ball thrown behind him after rounding first.

We cut away for this Breaking story- THE LANCER REPORT

After suffering through a dreadful drought it seems the Beam has sacrificed the goat to get the bat back in action with going 3-5 with a HR…however the goat may have lied about its promiscuity. Last nights game was an adventure for the Beam. Knocked down by a foul ball whilst catching, hit a Grand Slam for an out and called thrown out rounding first.

I think we can all take a lesson from this. When sacrificing a goat to the baseball gods always make sure it s a virgin.

Now back to the game

The Captain closed the door on those Crazy Canucks in the 6th while the Hommes d’orange crossed another finscaroo across home.

The 7th saw the Defence step up and hold those pesky denim wearing, Labatts drinking, bacon eating foes to another Goose egg.

The game finished cleanly and quickly… like my fourth honeymoon!

Some highlights include the Chevalier DuMaurier going 3-4 with a TRIPLE completing what he called the Career Cycle

Other than Dr. Suess the team hit well all night

The Bob - 4-5

JDC 5-5

Captain Underpants - 4-5

GregRoll - 4-5

The Beam - See Note Above

MacDaddy - 4-4

This has been Stormwatch with Scoops Jockovitch

Storm    24   -   A's 5

Boxscore
	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	Total
A’s	0	0	0	0	5	0	0	5
Storm	6	6	0	2	5	5	x	24

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Storm pours on Broadway

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up and witness the spectacle of the century! We've got a slo-pitch showdown of epic proportions, as the visiting Storm takes on the home team Broadway in a battle of the bats! Hold onto your hats, 'cause this one's gonna be a doozy!

In the 1st inning, Broadway came out swingin' like a jazz band in full swing. They sent two runners tappin' on home plate, while the Storm seemed to be caught in the rain without an umbrella, scoreless and lookin' a bit soggy.

But don't count the Storm out just yet, folks! In the 2nd inning, they came back like a bunch of alley cats on the prowl, scoring two runs of their own. Broadway's defense was dancin' like Ginger Rogers, but the Storm found their rhythm.

The 3rd inning saw both teams scrappin' for every inch like a pair of old-timey prizefighters. The Storm added two more runs to their tally, but Broadway answered with one run of their own, showin' they weren't gonna be pushovers.

Then, outta nowhere, the 4th inning turned into a full-blown circus! The Storm unleashed an offensive whirlwind, scoring an astonishing six runs! Broadway's defense was more full of holes than Swiss cheese at a picnic, and they couldn't stop the Storm from runnin' wild.

In the 5th inning, both teams seemed to catch their breath after that wild ride. The bats cooled off like a glass of lemonade on a hot summer day, and not a single run was scored. The scoreboard was takin' a little break, but we knew it wouldn't last long.

The 6th inning was like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! The Storm struck again with five runs, but Broadway fought back with three of their own, like a group of street performers stealing the show in Times Square.

As we entered the 7th inning, the Storm was brewin' up a storm of runs, scoring five more! Broadway's defense was wishin' for a magic wand to stop the onslaught, but it seemed like they were caught in a magic trick gone wrong, and the runs kept pourin' in.

And there you have it, folks! The final score is in, and it's a doozy! The Storm comes out triumphant with a jaw-dropping 20 runs, while Broadway managed to put up a respectable 6 runs on the board.

What a game it's been! The hits were flyin' like a flock of seagulls at the beach, the defense was as lively as a Broadway show, and the crowd was cheerin' louder than a Big Band at a swingin' dance hall!

Until next time, this is your intrepid sports reporter signing off with a smile and a tip of the hat!

Storm    20   -   Broadway 6

Boxscore
	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	Total
Storm	0	2	2	6	0	5	5	20
Broadway	2	0	1	0	3	0	0	6

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Storm over Triple Play

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! In a rollicking affair on the diamond, the mighty Storm clash with the formidable Triple Play in a softball showdown for the ages! The first inning saw Triple Play leap ahead with two tallies on the scoreboard, leaving Storm feeling rather stormy indeed! But hold your horses, folks, for the second inning turned into a pitching duel, and the score remained as still as a silent movie star

However, the third inning brought a twist to the tale! Storm roared back with two runs of their own, giving the spectators a taste of their thunderous power! The crowd gasped and hooted. The bases were juiced, and the runners danced like it was Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo!

Hold onto your spats, ladies and gents, for this slo-pitch saga continues with a flurry of excitement! In the fourth inning, the Storm kept the momentum going, adding two more runs to their tally while the Triple Play was left with nary a chance to counter. It seemed like the Storm were brewing a tempest on the field!

But let me tell you, folks, the Triple Play wasn't going to be taken lightly! In the fifth inning, they held their ground, putting up a staunch defense and preventing the Storm from adding any more runs. The flapperettes in the stands swayed anxiously, and the gents in their suits fiddled with their pocket watches, unsure of what the next inning would bring.

Then came the pivotal sixth inning, a whirlwind of action! The Storm unleashed a furious offensive storm, scoring five runs and sending shockwaves through the stadium! But the resilient Triple Play stepped up to the plate and answered with a thunderous barrage of their own, matching the Storm's five runs with equal gusto!

The crowd's excitement reached a crescendo as the final inning dawned upon us! Tied at 10 apiece, it was anyone's game! The brass bands played with renewed vigor, and the cheerleaders danced like there was no tomorrow!

But alas, dear readers, as the dust settled and the sun set on the diamond, neither team could claim complete victory. The final inning ended in a thrilling draw, with both Storm and Triple Play holding tight at three runs each. What a showdown it was!

So there you have it, a tale of heroics, resilience, and a bit of drama in this soo-pitch spectacle. The Storm may have amassed a formidable 14 runs, but the Triple Play was hot on their heels with a commendable 10 runs of their own! Until next time, this intrepid baseball reporter tips his fedora and bids you adieu!

Storm    14   -   Triple Play 10

Boxscore
	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	Total
Storm	0	0	2	2	2	5	3	14
Triple Play	2	0	0	0	0	5	3	10

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Storm Double up Coulas

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as I recount the thrilling softball spectacle that unfolded this fine evening! In this electrifying matchup, our boys in Orange took to the diamond with tremendous zeal, unfortunately the Spinal Crackers secured a commanding 4-0 lead in the very first inning. Based mostly on the mice in some outfield gloves and the temp shortstops confusion with instruction. Oh, what a magnificent display of skill and determination!

But hold onto your hats, for the El Stormo were not to be outdone! In a dazzling turn of events during the second inning, they roared back with astonishing ferocity, tallying an astonishing six runs on the scoreboard! The crowd gasped, the tension was palpable, and the game took an unexpected twist!

Undeterred by the sudden shift, the Spinal Tappers refused to relinquish their hold on the game. The third inning saw them rise once more, summoning their inner fortitude to secure an impressive two more runs, inching ever closer to the Orangemen’s' lead.

As the game progressed, each pitch, swing, and catch were met with a fervent roar from the spectators, caught up in the enthralling ebb and flow of the contest. Both teams displayed unyielding determination and remarkable athleticism, honoring the spirit of the sport with every move.

Ah, the plot thickens as this softball saga continues! In the 4th and 5th innings, the Violent Vertebrae found themselves momentarily stymied, unable to add to their impressive tally. The scoreboard remained unaltered, with nary a run to their name during those innings. The pressure was on, and the tension filled the air like static before a storm!

On the other side of the diamond, the Cyclonic Tangerines showed a resilience akin to a mighty oak, replicating the home team's 4th inning result with zero runs. But, ah, in the 5th inning, they found their stride once more, summoning their offensive prowess to score two crucial runs! The game was on a knife's edge, and the stakes were higher than ever before!

As the moon rose on the horizon, the determination of both teams intensified. The Coulas’s eager to regain their early glory, swung their bats with renewed vigor, while the Stormies, basking in the thrill of their 5th inning success, displayed unwavering focus in their defensive maneuvers.

With every passing moment, the crowd's excitement reached a crescendo, their cheers

echoing like a resounding symphony of encouragement. Each pitch and every swing was met with bated breath and hopeful anticipation, as both teams vied for

supremacy in this breathtaking contest.

In an astonishing turn of events, the Tangerine Dreams staged a stunning offensive display in the 6th inning, notching an incredible six runs on the scoreboard! Their bats seemed ablaze, and their determination was unmatched, sending shockwaves through the crowd and putting immense pressure on the home team.

But those Chiros of Charisma would, refuse to back down, as they mustered their resilience in the 6th inning, scoring a valiant run to stay within reach of their formidable opponents. The atmosphere crackled with tension as the game entered its late stages, with both teams locked in an epic struggle for supremacy.

In the 7th inning, the More than just a Sprinkling showed no signs of relenting, pushing onward with a mighty roar. Five more runs crossed the plate, solidifying their position as a formidable force to be reckoned with. Cheers erupted from the athletic' supporters, celebrating their impressive lead and unwavering spirit.

Yet, with one final rally left in their hearts, Coulas stepped up to the plate in the 7th inning. Their determination blazed like a beacon, and they delivered an awe-inspiring display of skill, scoring three runs in a desperate bid to mount a comeback.

But alas, time was not on their side, and the final out came too soon for the home team's ambitions. The visitors claimed a well-deserved victory, their tenacity and prowess shining brightly as they sealed the game with a score of 20-10.

This softball spectacle will be forever etched in the annals of sports history, a contest of twists and turns, filled with drama and heart-stopping moments. The visitors' impressive scoring spree in the later innings, countered by the home team's resolute efforts, made for an unforgettable showdown on the diamond. And so, the sun set on this gripping tale of softball glory, leaving fans and players alike with memories to cherish for years to come.

Storm    20   -   Coulas 10

Boxscore
	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	Total
Storm	0	6	1	0	2	6	5	20
Coulas	4	0	2	0	0	1	3	10

Highlites/ Lowlites

Magnus’s Pops was a single away from yet another cycle

Dr. Suess and MacDaddy both went 4-4

A controversial play at first for no one on the planet except MacDaddy who will be changing his name to Cleopatra as the queen of denial

The Beam needs to find a virginal goat

And The Orange Apron pulled himself ( and not in a good way) with an injury)

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