Storm down IG Wealth in 4

Scoops Jockovitch here stepping in for the award winning write up specialist Jeffery “Tank Engine” Thomas. 

Facing off against the bullish IG Wealth Investment team the Storm came out like a crack fueled caterer by plating 9. Highlighted by a Duran “No Mas” Spray 2 run dinger. 

“Iron” Mike Tyl was the only slinger for this game and the wily knuckler had the financiers in the palm of his strangely soft and supple hand all game. IG could only make a small investment to their portfolio by scoring a deuce. 

In the top half of the second the Storm came on like Ryan Reynolds at a sorority party... they scored early and often. Mark another 9 on the old scoresheet. Newcomer to the team and late comer to the game Craig “Timber” Procknow had the eyes of a hawk and the hands of a statue as he did his best dairy farmer impression by milking his first walk of the year.

IG continued to experience a recession in their run development plating only 1 in their part of the inning with a Chewbacca Co-Pilot!

Like an elderly Senator with his young dominatrix, the Storm seemed to use their safe-word for the 3rd inning and scored not at all. Which allowed those wily Management folks to gain ever closer.

Leading 18-4 going into the 4th and after “Timber” once again planted himself on 1st base the infamous Irish quartet known as Top O’ Theorder decided to take things into their own, one gloved hands.

The pond was full of ducks  for Rene “ PVR” Magotiaux who decided to order take-out for his grand salami!

Trailing 23-4 going into the bottom of the 4th the IG Team was looking to cash in on some long term investments with 6 runs.

The Storm trotted off the field anxious to swing some more aluminum composite now that IGWM had made an upswing when to everyones raised Spockian eyebrow IGWM cashed out, waved the fluffy textile and called the game.

A victory for the Storm and for those who wanted extra time to drink!

HR: Duran ‘ No Mas’ Spray

Rene “ PVR” Magotiaux

Highlites- 2 bat around innings for the Storm

Bob “ Active Cell” Peppler, Joey “ No Slide” Pilkey, No Mas and PVR all batted 1.000 for the game

HR's: Duran, Rene

Boxscore
	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	Total
Storm	9	9	0	5	x	x	x	23
IG Wealth	2	1	1	6	x	x	x	10