2019 Playoff's Day 2, Offensive drought ends Storm’s season

After raining down runs against Greenthumb and Coulas on Saturday, Storm’s bats lost their thunder. Storm did not score in the first three innings, spotting the Falcons to a 9-0 lead. This should not have been insurmountable. Storm seemed to wake up in the 4th and scored five runs. Suddenly they were right back in the game. In the 6th, Brian led off with a triple. That’s right, a triple. This looked like a promising start. However, Brian must have used up all the gas in his tank, because two batters later he would be thrown out at home trying to score on a fly ball to right. Storm added a run in the 7th, but it wasn’t enough. Storm only scored in two out of seven innings. That’s not how you win in slo-pitch.

There were some good defensive plays. Craig made a fantastic running catch in the outfield, and Duran made a couple of nice catches in the outfield, and a really nice play running from second to make a grab in foul territory in short right field.

After winning the regular season for the 5th straight season, Storm fell short in the playoffs for the 2nd year in a row. There’s always next year.

Better Luck next year Storm. Congratulations Falcons!!

HR's: None
HR Out's: None

Boxscore
	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	Total
Falcons	2	7	0	2	1	1	1	14
Storm	0	0	0	5	0	0	1	6

2019 Playoff's Day 1 - Game 2

Scoop's is warming up the electric typewriter.... It's old like scoops, and apparently takes quite a long time.












HR's: Lance, Joey, Craig
HR Out's: Craig

Boxscore
	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	Total
Coulas	0	0	0	2	4	2	2	10
Storm	4	4	0	7	0	4	x	19

2019 Playoff's Day 1 - Game 1

Scoops Jockovitch,your intrepid reporter here…Ah what does it matter.
After waking Sunday evening from a Iaaswca and Jagermeister fueled celebration for what I was sure was going to be another Storm Championship! I was dismayed to find out that they were done... Like Dinner and my first 3 marriages.
So these recaps are like writing about your favourite dog that you know has already been taken to the “farm” up north.

The Green Falange’s started off quickly with a double and 4 singles to make Jack, Chrissie and Janet very happy scoring a 3’s Company.
I love that episode where they had that misunderstanding!

Facing the Verté Digit the boys in orange needed to shake off their end of season slump.
Scoring ( just like my latest girlfriend) a 9 in the first! The street cones seemed to be off and running, well a fast jog really…I’ve seen most of them attempt running.
Highlighted by 9 hits and Joey visiting PEI and bringing back a tater!

In the second those guys who are really great with plants mirrored my dating history with alot of X’s and no scoring.
Whereas hurricane El Stormo blew another 5 runs across the plastic rectangle we call home highlighted by Mr.Spray and his Mr. Simpson.

The one sided game of tic tac toe continued in the top of the 3rd for GT ( I like mine with a little cucumber and just a splash of tequila) with 3 more X’s

Bottom of the third for our lads was very farm animal based. Durans Rooster sacrifice was starting to prove well worth it batting wise with one HR already.
However, as he stepped to the plate, the bases were loaded and it wasn’t a chicken that was needed but a horse and one of it’s shoes as Big D smoked a ball over the fence for the ever exciting... 3rd Out.
If only there was a way he could get this opportunity back you ask?

Storm scored 2 that inning to bring the score to 16-3 for the Tangerine Dream

Since we’ve had farm animals its feels about time that we bring some baking into our little tall tale today.
We’ve all become accustomed to the pre dinner favourite The Left Field Greg Roll. It doesn’t appear on the menu as much as it used to but its quite fulfilling and enjoyable. Well, we have a new item on the menu as of this game and we call it the
 Groskopf Stumble Tumble Crumple. This delectable treat had never been experienced before but will live on in memory. It consists of a ball being hit to right centre field, the fielder then stumbles as he catches the ball and yet somehow this causes him to tumble backwards in a crumpling somersault. You really must try it!

Off to the 4th for a 4 up 3 down scenario for the team named after the Jolly Green Giants favourite hitchhiking finger. While add on another 4 spot for those lovable, huggable Pylons!

The 5th brought the most underwhelming Star Wars movie to life for Greenthumb scoring a Solo HR and for Foghorn Leghorns biggest fan an opportunity for redemption.

The pond was once again full of ducks for Duran. What would he do? Where would he hit? How the F*ck did he get so jacked?
As the ultimate team player he is, he took the walk and as we have all been directed to do…he let Joey hit the Grand Slam. 
All praise our Overlord Joey! He is all knowing and we must obey!
All praise our Overlord Joey! He is all knowing and we must obey!
All praise our Overlord Joey! He is all knowing and we must obey!

7 runs were scored giving Marilyns former team a sizeable lead

The remainder of the game went by without incident with a final score of 28-4

This start all but guaranteed that the Storm would once again be returning as Champions on Sunday…right? RIGHT

HR's: Duran, Joey (2)
HR Outs: Duran

Boxscore
	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	Total
Greenthumb	3	0	0	0	1	0	0	4
Storm	9	5	2	4	7	1	x	28

Storm Season Summary

Storm had another first place finish. Unlike last year, which came right down to the last game of the season, this one was wrapped up pretty early on. This could be bad for Storm as their last two games of the season were pretty pathetic. Sloppy defense and lackadaisical hitting was problematic. They’ll have to turn it around if they hope to be successful in the playoffs. While their season record is impressive (31-6-1), they lost twice each to the 2^nd through 4^th place teams (one of the losses to Broadway was in the mid-season tournament).

The theme of the season was defaults. Storm had five default victories, which helped with the record but hurt people trying to put up individual statistics.

As a team; Storm led the league in runs scored – 719 (tied with the A’s), and fewest runs against 415 (though this statistic as aided by the five forfeit victories).

The two new players were solid additions to the team. They both hit very well and played solid defense. As you can see below, their names appear all over the Storm leader boards. We’ll see if they are enough to help get Storm  win the playoff championship.

Team Leaders:

AVG. – Joey - .807, Rene - .720, Jeff -.688

HR: Joey – 22, Craig – 15, Duran, Lance, Bob – 12

RBI: Joey – 86, Duran – 74, Lance – 73

Hits : Joey – 92, Jeff – 88, Lance – 84

Runs : Bob – 74, Joey – 72, Duran – 69

Doubles: Jeff – 21, Duran – 20, Rene – 19

Triples : Duran – 6, Bob – 5, Jeff and Craig – 4

OBP: Joey - .792, Rene - .716, Craig - .689

SLG.: Joey – 1.570, Rene – 1.440, Craig – 1.333

OPS: Joey – 2.362, Rene – 2.156, Craig – 2.022

Individual Season Bests:

Kenny – Doubles – 10

Lance – OPS – 1.756

Brian – doubles -- 2

Bob – Walks – 12

Al – triples – 2

Jeff –  AVG -.688, doubles – 21, triples – 4, SLG. -.961, OPS. – 1.642

Storm stumbles into playoffs

Storm struggled for the second game in a row. Instead of one really bad inning, Storm decided to go for two fairly bad innings, giving up seven runs in each of the first two innings. Jeff came into pitch in the 3^rd and held the A’s to only two runs over the final four innings. His shut down strategy was based around serving up home run outs as the A’s were +2 after the 2^nd inning.

Duran seems to have found his cock between games, because he made a couple of nice plays in the field. It was believed that Duran simply might have transferred his curse to Rene who missed a few balls, but Rene also made a few nice plays later in the game.

Storm did not produce much offense in the game scoring only five runs in the final six innings, including being shut out in the 5^th and 7^th.

In the previous game, Duran and Jeff both had multi-season consecutive game streaks come to the end. In this game, Brad had a consecutive season streak come to an end. Until 2019, Brad had hit at least one home run in each of his previous 17 seasons. But in 2019, he was unable to knock a dinger. In his final at bat the entire team was cheering for him. With the A’s  +2 in home runs, Storm had four home runs to play with, and Brad had the greenlight to hit a home run. He was also given the greenlight to keep running wherever he hit the ball. However, a line drive over second base fell in and Brad stopped at first.

Notable Boxscores:

Craig – 2/3, HR, 3RBI, 2 runs

Kenny – 3/3, 2 RBI, 2 runs

Joey – 3/3, 1 run, 1 RBI

HR's: Craig
HR Outs: None

Boxscore
	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	Total
Storm	4	1	1	2	0	1	0	9
A’s	7	7	2	0	0	0	x	16

Hanet rides one good inning to victory

After a long break thanks to the forfeit, Storm was pretty plastic against Hanet. Storm didn’t generate much offense in the game, and they had one really bad inning of defense. Calliope music abounded in the 2^nd as Hanet scored 15 runs, most of which were unearned. Jeff was knocked flat on his ass by a ground ball. Mike had time to eat a doughnut and drink a coffee before a fly ball came down in his glove, and then dropped on the ground. It looked like Duran was going to make a fantastic inning saving catch as he tracked a tough fly ball and it went into his glove, and then fell to the ground. Craig pursued a fly ball too aggressively and kicked it away. Lance also kicked away a fly ball, but the piece de resistance, was a ground ball hit between Jeff and Renee. Each of them could have fielded the ball, but instead they chose to stare longingly into each other’s eyes and let the ball go right between them.  15 runs later the inning ended.

The second was really the only problematic inning. 2^nd inning: Hanet 15, Storm 0, Rest of game: Storm 11, Hanet 1.

Duran is apparently still in search of a bigger cock (to sacrifice). He had two balls land in his glove just to drop to the ground. Thankfully the second time, it was such an easy catch the batter didn’t run, allowing Duran to record the out even after he dropped it.

Streaks and Records Ending

Duran Spray’s reached base streak comes to an end at 181 games, spanning from July 6, 2014 to September 8, 2019. The streak is the second longest reached base streak in Storm history (Bob – 229). Across that stretch Duran was 3^rd in hits (314), tied for first in doubles (112), first in triples (56) and 4^th in Home Runs (50).

Jeff Thomas had his consecutive game hit streak end at 98. This is the 3^rd longest consecutive hit game streak behind Joey’s current streak (169) and Bob’s 120 game hit streak from July 15, 2012 – August 23, 2015. Across that period Jeff was 4^th in hits (274), 5^th in doubles (44), and 5^th in triples (7). It is the second time he has taken a hit streak into the 90+ game plateau. The previous streak ended in 2016, one game before the current one started. 

Notable Boxscores

Joey – 3/3, 3 runs, RBI

Rene – 1/2, HR, 2 runs, 2 RBI
Lance - 2/3, 3 RBI

Al – 3/3, 1 run, RBI

Kenny – 3/3, 2 runs

HR's: Bob, Rene
HR Outs: None

Boxscore
	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	Total
Storm	3	1	3	0	0	2	2	11
Hanet	0	15	0	0	1	0	x	16

Greenthumb forfeits again!

 5th default win of the year, boring...