After waking Sunday evening from a Iaaswca and Jagermeister fueled celebration for what I was sure was going to be another Storm Championship! I was dismayed to find out that they were done... Like Dinner and my first 3 marriages.
So these recaps are like writing about your favourite dog that you know has already been taken to the “farm” up north.
The Green Falange’s started off quickly with a double and 4 singles to make Jack, Chrissie and Janet very happy scoring a 3’s Company.
I love that episode where they had that misunderstanding!
Facing the Verté Digit the boys in orange needed to shake off their end of season slump.
Scoring ( just like my latest girlfriend) a 9 in the first! The street cones seemed to be off and running, well a fast jog really…I’ve seen most of them attempt running.
Highlighted by 9 hits and Joey visiting PEI and bringing back a tater!
In the second those guys who are really great with plants mirrored my dating history with alot of X’s and no scoring.
Whereas hurricane El Stormo blew another 5 runs across the plastic rectangle we call home highlighted by Mr.Spray and his Mr. Simpson.
The one sided game of tic tac toe continued in the top of the 3rd for GT ( I like mine with a little cucumber and just a splash of tequila) with 3 more X’s
Bottom of the third for our lads was very farm animal based. Durans Rooster sacrifice was starting to prove well worth it batting wise with one HR already.
However, as he stepped to the plate, the bases were loaded and it wasn’t a chicken that was needed but a horse and one of it’s shoes as Big D smoked a ball over the fence for the ever exciting... 3rd Out.
If only there was a way he could get this opportunity back you ask?
Storm scored 2 that inning to bring the score to 16-3 for the Tangerine Dream
Since we’ve had farm animals its feels about time that we bring some baking into our little tall tale today.
We’ve all become accustomed to the pre dinner favourite The Left Field Greg Roll. It doesn’t appear on the menu as much as it used to but its quite fulfilling and enjoyable. Well, we have a new item on the menu as of this game and we call it the
Groskopf Stumble Tumble Crumple. This delectable treat had never been experienced before but will live on in memory. It consists of a ball being hit to right centre field, the fielder then stumbles as he catches the ball and yet somehow this causes him to tumble backwards in a crumpling somersault. You really must try it!
Off to the 4th for a 4 up 3 down scenario for the team named after the Jolly Green Giants favourite hitchhiking finger. While add on another 4 spot for those lovable, huggable Pylons!
The 5th brought the most underwhelming Star Wars movie to life for Greenthumb scoring a Solo HR and for Foghorn Leghorns biggest fan an opportunity for redemption.
The pond was once again full of ducks for Duran. What would he do? Where would he hit? How the F*ck did he get so jacked?
As the ultimate team player he is, he took the walk and as we have all been directed to do…he let Joey hit the Grand Slam.
All praise our Overlord Joey! He is all knowing and we must obey!
All praise our Overlord Joey! He is all knowing and we must obey!
All praise our Overlord Joey! He is all knowing and we must obey!
7 runs were scored giving Marilyns former team a sizeable lead
The remainder of the game went by without incident with a final score of 28-4
This start all but guaranteed that the Storm would once again be returning as Champions on Sunday…right? RIGHT
HR's: Duran, Joey (2)
HR Outs: Duran
Boxscore
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1
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2
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3
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4
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5
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6
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7
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Total
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Greenthumb
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3
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0
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0
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0
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1
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0
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0
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4
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Storm
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9
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5
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2
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4
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7
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1
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x
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28
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