Good day to you fans of the WMSPL! Scoops Jockovitch here, intrepid sports reporter doing more work these last few games than any other cryogenically should. Walt Disney is a lazy SOB I can tell you that, his head just floats there like a balloon on the breeze with a stupid grin and that pimp moustache.
Chips should be returning after his extended “ vacation” and hopefully the issues with the Paraguayan adoption officials has be ironed out. I personally see no issue in a man Chips age adopting. Granted I do believe Pepe is 22, but as everyone, especially me knows, everyone needs a loving Papa. So, we look forward to Pepe’s Papas return to the Recap!
Needless to say last nights game had a bit of everything!
Hits, misses, overthrows, under throws, unhealthy co-dependant relationships, child labour and a dancing monkey made an ever so brief appearance!
That's right Bingo, our favourite dancing Monkey, started the game warming up his little banana scented accordion as the Storm defence bumbled and fumbled. The Cereal Man made a Boo-berry by being overly aggressive on a short flyball allowing a triple. Jospeh J Pilkey joined the Monkey dance by proving Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes correct “ White Men can’t Jump” by coming up short on a low line drive. Luckily Bingo needed a smoke and the Storm D adjusted slightly, allowing The Spinal Manipulators only a deuce.
Offence-wise the boys in Orange needed no re-alignment, plating the max of 6, highlighted by The Alcoholic Fishmongers timely walk and a series of 2 baggers by the Illegal Alien ( his balls kept sneaking under the fence), Captain Underpants, The General and The Ottaman Emperor. Storm up 6-2
The 2nd Inning had the Crackas offence suffer a subluxation scoring nil. Meanwhile Big Daddy D transmogrified into Elmer Fudd “ Be vewy, vewy quiet, I’m hunting pitchers” with one of his many line shots up the middle. The FishMonger of the Prairies spanked a moonshot to centre and the Beam actually had a homer count for once. In other news The SS ( the Smoking Southie, not those nattily attired Nazis) proved fleet of foot beating out an infield hit ( the irony of his fleet feet will soon be illustrated) Storm remain in front 12-2
Top of 3 saw an adjustment of the C3 with the boys in Red scoring a single, possibly due to the SS being threatened by the mafia. A soft liner was hit down the 1st base line into the feet of the SS. Having issues actually seeing his feet, he danced a quick Irish jig before his feet (seemingly encased in cement galoshes) caused him to fall to the ground in a controlled manner. Not one give up an out easily, he crawled like a two legged salamander and slam dunked his glove ( ball included) onto the base to record the out! A perfectly drawn up play if you ask me!
On a side note a seriously co-dependant relationship was forming within the Storms batting order. Its seems that if The Missing Link gets on the the Illegal Alien gets a hit. If the Link is out then The Alien gets out. The couple recognizes their issues and are currently seeking therapy.
End of 3 and the Orange have a 15-3 lead
The 4th and 5th were uneventful for the Coccyx Manipulators other than the fact that everyone became aware of the Child labour they employ to retrieve foul balls. These two intrepid lads were fleet of foot, so much so, that entry level contracts were being drawn up.
Limited as they were to the 2 homer’s earlier the Cloudy Boyz ( like Bingo on his brothers fleas) nibbled away with singles and doubles, only to be out done by Elmers only non life threatening hit, a triple to deep right.
This lead to an even more uneventful 6th with Team Thoracic plating none whilst the Pylons did their best to get to the drinking circle ASAP.
Make the final 21-3 for the your Presidential Porn Mistresses ( that joke may have reached its statute of limitations)
This is Scoops Jokovitch Intrepid Sports reporter.
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Boxscore |
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1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
Total |
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Coulas |
2 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
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Storm |
6 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
x |
21 |
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