The Storm absolutely brought the thunder in this one, turning the baseball field into a metaphorical slip-and-slide for The Expos. While the Expos tried to keep things interesting with a respectable 4-run burst in the 5th, the Storm responded by putting up a massive 10-spot in the 6th, essentially deciding that "mercy" wasn't in their vocabulary today.
Game Summary: The Defensive Optional Invitational
In a game where "pitching" was clearly more of a suggestion than a requirement, Storm absolutely dismantled The Expos with a final score of 29-10.
The Expos actually started with a pulse, putting up 3 runs in the first inning. Unfortunately, Storm responded by treating the baseball like a personal grievance, racking up 18 runs in the first three innings alone. By the time the 6th inning rolled around, Storm decided that 19 runs wasn't quite enough of a cushion and hung a casual 10-spot on the scoreboard just to be safe.
Player Highlights (or Lowlights):
- Joey and Bob: These two were clearly playing a different game, combining for 6 runs and 8 RBIs.
- Rene: Went 4-for-4 and scored 4 times. Rene was basically living on the basepaths; the Expos should have started charging him rent.
- Mills: He managed to strike out and have a sacrifice in the same game he hit a Grand Slam HR, proving that you can indeed do it all.
- The Expos Pitching Staff: Currently in witness protection.
Inning Breakdown
| Team | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Expos | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 0 | - | 10 |
| Storm | 6 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 10 | - | 29 |
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