From what this reporter witnessed on a moist, humid night in the wilds of north Whitby Sunday evening the game between our intrepid Stormy boys and the only team that can be said to have beautiful plumage, reminded me of an ill fated weekend in Nevada that included a Dominatrix and a monkey.
The Storm got spanked and a monkey played the organ.
Not to be confused with spanking the monkey and a Dominatrix playing with my organ…that was in Utah and the restraining order has elapsed.
And like that lost weekend it would be painful to go into too much detail, suffice it to say what started out as an even, if highly offensive first inning soon turned into a rout by the El Halcones Azules. ( google it)
Where does the monkey come in you may ask?
Well it seems throughout history that when the defence of the Might Pylons commits an error it becomes something like I did after a heavy make-out session with Edith Finklestein…highly contagious.
And when the itchy rash of bad defence starts to spread a small monkey appears and begins to play circus calliope music on his organ (he’s a very flexible monkey).
** Of Note** Did you know that Falcons are a birds of prey in the genus of Falco
So needless to say the Falcons Rocked the Storms Amadeus after scoring 17 runs in the 2nd inning…Oh, did I forget to mention that those 17 came after the first 2 batters of that fateful inning had been outs!!
Le Garçons en orange ( it’s french ask Rene) tried their darnedest to mount a comeback. But like the midget said about Kim Kardashian “It was too big a hump to get over!"
A game well played by Der Kommissar with timely hits and well executed offence and a game by the Storm that Jerry Lewis would have been proud of.
HR's: Lance, Joey (2)
HR Outs: None
Boxscore
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1
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2
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3
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4
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5
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6
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7
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Total
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Storm
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7
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2
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1
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0
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0
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3
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3
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16
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Falcons
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7
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0
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17
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4
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0
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1
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x
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29
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Your biggest athletic supporter,
Scoops Jockovitch
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