Storm downs the A's

Good afternoon you fans of large yellow balls!

Intrepid sposrt reporter Scoops Jockovitch here actually creating this recap of your Stormies out of his very own noodle!

Aloiscious Ionstasfuckus is recieving what they’re calling a “ meta- date purge” which sounds like what happens to me after too much Mexican food.

Onto last nights battle between those favourite lads in orange who faced off against what has got to be the most Canadian team in the WMSPL the Eh’s!

For you new readers this is not the Eh’s of yesteryear. This is a team rebuilding. And based upon the left side of their infield it is a solid foundation from which to build!

The Daniels were the home team last night giving the Hosers first swings, and even though the moon was in its 7th phase and refracted light of Mars in retrograde which seemed to cause the Storm outfield some optical challenges, Bob and Dougs team was held off the sheet.

( As an brief aside The Eh’s in 6 of the 7 innings had nothing but Canada Goose eggs)

The Orangemen plated the max 6 in the first with only 9 batters to the plate.

Captain Underpants pitched a gem throughout the game.

Bottom of 2 saw the Pylons bank another have dozen with The Big D and Stitch going back to back with jacks

The 3rd inning provided some historical entertainment. As mentioned above with the Moon reflecting etc etc. the GregRoll returned but not in its usual way.

GregRoll - def’n - tasty sushi treat OR when the left fielder of the Storm catches the ball dramatically and then drops to the ground and rolls forward.

The only difference this time was that the ball moused out of the glove thereby creating a ball-less GregRoll.

However, the Great White Northers could not capitalize.

Bottom 3 the Storm were kept off the board them selves but were still leading a 12-0

Bottom 4 saw the lesser known boyband trio JDC score 2 for the home team.

The 5th inning saw the Arctic Glacier of scoreless innings crack open and reveal a frozen fiver to get on the board.

The Storm matched that fin with the lowlite being the Beam forgetting how many outs there were and getting the ball thrown behind him after rounding first.

We cut away for this Breaking story- THE LANCER REPORT

After suffering through a dreadful drought it seems the Beam has sacrificed the goat to get the bat back in action with going 3-5 with a HR…however the goat may have lied about its promiscuity. Last nights game was an adventure for the Beam. Knocked down by a foul ball whilst catching, hit a Grand Slam for an out and called thrown out rounding first.

I think we can all take a lesson from this. When sacrificing a goat to the baseball gods always make sure it s a virgin.

Now back to the game

The Captain closed the door on those Crazy Canucks in the 6th while the Hommes d’orange crossed another finscaroo across home.

The 7th saw the Defence step up and hold those pesky denim wearing, Labatts drinking, bacon eating foes to another Goose egg.

The game finished cleanly and quickly… like my fourth honeymoon!

Some highlights include the Chevalier DuMaurier going 3-4 with a TRIPLE completing what he called the Career Cycle

Other than Dr. Suess the team hit well all night

The Bob - 4-5

JDC 5-5

Captain Underpants - 4-5

GregRoll - 4-5

The Beam - See Note Above

MacDaddy - 4-4

This has been Stormwatch with Scoops Jockovitch

Storm    24   -   A's 5

Boxscore
	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	Total
A’s	0	0	0	0	5	0	0	5
Storm	6	6	0	2	5	5	x	24

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